Goat - Billy
"What do you think you're doing in my enclosure?" yells Gloria.
"Excuse me!" screams Billy. "This is not your enclosure, this is my territory!"
"Well, it looks like we have a problem," exclaims Gloria.
"Okay," Billy huffs. "Let's settle this once and for all!"
"A call off," states Gloria.
"What's a call off?" asks Billy confused.
"It's when you see who can call the loudest."
"Fine, let's do this!"
Gloria sit's down and says "You first!"
Billy raises his neck and lets out a large bleat. "MAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Gloria is taken aback, Billy is pretty loud.
"My turn now," says Gloria with a smirk on her face.
Gloria raises her neck and lets out a humongous grunt. Gloria's grunt is louder than a daycare full of crying babies. Billy seems surprised, both the calls were tremendously loud. The two animals decide that they are equally matched when it comes to call offs and decide to live in piece and harmony in the same enclosure together.
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